My name is Carl Hoyer. My voice is my passport, verify me.

I grew-up and currently live in the vast frontier known as the Great White North, nestled in the hills bordering suburban wilderness.

I enjoy creating and simplifying things. My design, development and system administration services are available under the company monikier Pixolium. I have also been known to wire up the odd network, setup server rooms and get my hands dirty supporting computer environments from time-to-time.

You can find out more about me professionally on LinkedIn, peruse some of my code on github or enjoy short nuggets of wisdom via my twitter profile @choyer. Sometimes I even have flashes of melodic genius.

When not in front of the keyboard, you can often find me on the road or trails riding one of my unicycles. I met my wife through the sport of unicycling and it continues to offer new learning oportunities and amazing adventures. I maintain a site of some of the best mountain unicycle quotes.

Checkout the colophon for site details and attribution.

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